Herb oh sexy herb,
How magically u shook all my pain to blur!
The stars are twinkling better that I am stoned,
The delicious cheese got all my senses blown.
Life seems so much easier along a blunt,
I relax and imagine a soothing scene in front.
The cheese tastes yummier and finally guilt free,
The burger too deliciously juicy indeed.
Not a line of stress to the calories I licked,
The pain no more prevalent for the Herb got it tricked.
One mammoth sip and the chilled beer put off the fire
And I feel better and relaxed with my trembling mind at ease.