An alien was sent to Earth for a new report to be prepared on human behaviour.
After months of analysis a report was written and submitted.
When asked by the Head to brief it,
the Alien stated:
“Sir, Humans on Earth are sustaining on lies. Every homo sapien by some or the other way are liars and are pretending to be someone they are not. The real personality stays locked in and the exterior is adorned with false hopes and untruth. Survival strategies are lethal and homo sapiens have been witnessed to go to any extent to live up to their greed.”
“Sir, the atmosphere on Earth is toxic and so have become the humans. Sir we are more safe here. I suggest you summon our fellow mates back here. We might be powerful and lethal but we have dignity at least, and staying with them might alter our elements… Though we know it’s kind of impossible but humans Sir, they have become aggressive and demons inside. The humans are no longer HUMANS.”
Truth so well dressed! 👏👏👏
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Dhanyawaad!
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Wahh wahh kya kehne
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👽😄
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Hmm…reality check! We all need it…
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Yeah. 😊
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Ironical…. Never thought this way……the post is too good but saddening….. Truth laid out in such a short and simple manner…
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😇👽I am glad u liked it.
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☺☺
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Ha ha. So have you been summoned back after the publication of this report?
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My UFO crashed!
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Yeah that’s how you came to be here on planet Earth. We know the origin story lady.
How about the return? Didn’t you find your remote control like how PK did?
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That’s all bullshit. I am a real Alien. Not a Bollywood one.
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This was a good one. So what do real aliens do when they crash-land? They can’t be giving up on a return home, can they?
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They don’t. But observing the humans out here is quite interesting. Watching them fight over stupid issues and making a scene where it’s not required. It’s very interesting.
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It must be. Us petty humans forget the main issues pretty quickly. So I think that despite the call for return, we’re going to have you in our midst for the foreseeable future. Keep regaling us with your poems in the meantime.
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Yeah I too think the same.
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😀😀😀😊
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But the irony is…. Homo sapiens means “wise person” :p :p
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Googled it.
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Uhhh yeah. 🙂 … 😀
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No no no…. I didn’t google it…:D 😀 … I thought u r saying u did ” cursed soul”
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Yeahhh I meant that I knew about it bcoz while I was writing I Googled it.
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Uhh yeah… I googled it too:p :*
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Yeahhh I meant that I knew about it bcoz while I was writing I Googled it.
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Oops! By mistake i sent u the same comment again.
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Uhh.. Such a .homo sapiens :p
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Alien!
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Okey….alien 🙂
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👽👽👽👽😄😄😄😄😄
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😁😂😂😂😂
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I never thought from this perspective until I stopped by to read your post. Sadly that’s the truth of humans & humanity. Great write up 🙂
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Yaaay!
Thanks for reading. 😇
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